The wonderfully Onionesque U.S. Department of Fear, led by Secretary of Fear Malcolm P. Stag III, is running a poll. What should we re-name the Department of Homeland Security?
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Possibilities include Department of ScaredyCatLand Security, reflecting the prevailing mentality of an era, and Department of Fatherland Security, to make us sound strong. There are many more to choose from, plus you can write in your own nominees. But act now, because the polls close in two days.
FAQ about the the Department of Fear (@FearDept on Twitter), from its site:
Also, after the jump, one of my favorite Department of Fear posts.
American iconography, DOF style:
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Possibilities include Department of ScaredyCatLand Security, reflecting the prevailing mentality of an era, and Department of Fatherland Security, to make us sound strong. There are many more to choose from, plus you can write in your own nominees. But act now, because the polls close in two days.
FAQ about the the Department of Fear (@FearDept on Twitter), from its site:
WHAT IS DOF?
____Also, after the jump, one of my favorite Department of Fear posts.
American iconography, DOF style:
